In case you hadn't realised I am not a fan of the 90's euphoria that the world seemed to be overcome by through tumblr at some point in 2010. Fucking hipsters ruin everything. But I'll let you make your own decisions. However, if you don't agree with me I would prefer it if you stopped reading my blog. I don't want your fanship, hipster scum.
I jest, please keep reading.. : | (Scott should make me into an emoticon)
Jeremy Scott Fall 2012
Let me start by saying THIS is the most understated ensemble Scott created. Very Paul Smith come Cobain groupie, Jeremy. And yes, that is a third eye on her head.
There is nothing erotic about Bart Simpson. I suppose this is why Scott made the most skin bearing but completely sex-less underwear-crop top- thigh high combo bearing Bart Simpson's face. Actually this seems to be a theme in his collection..
There might be a hot male model under that but we'll never know due to his heinously bejazzled face and the gross use of pop culture characters on his outfit. B1 DID NOT WANT HIS FACE SLANDERED ON YOUR HOODIES, SCOTT.
Did you love Barney and Friend's? The Muppets? Yeah well that's them skinned and made into a jacket. Your childhood is officially over.
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A UNICORN what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
And can I just bring attention to the hair. I'm not a complete advocate for coloured hair, but you know, done tastefully I ain't a hater. This, on the other hand, offends every one of my senses. I can smell the burnt, overly crimped, bad dye job through the computer.
Poor little guy. He looks so sad. Being used as sex prop by a Tank Girl impersonator in a fetish brothel is difficult at the best of times. Even more so when you're forced to listen to Gwen Stefani on repeat and you just got pulled through the folds of an over weight man dressed as a mutant kangaroo. Too much? Sorry guys, but this is real.
Hope you're as bummed by this as I am.