Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Before I go down

This has to be the quickest post in the history of quick posts because I just popped a sleeping pill and this bad boy is gonna drop in about 10 minutes. I was doing my nightly (I say nightly but really it's a 24/7 thing) blog round up and came across some other rangtasmic being, Style Devil, who had posted this fun little vid. Lanvin= fab. Pittbull= da bomb. Models dancing= on the fence with this one. Models dancing badly= Brill. So here is a little night cap for ya. Karen Elson, fellow rang dog, dancing like a dick weed. I mean that in the best possible way. She makes dick weed dancing sexy. Wish you didn't give up that hot piece of smokin' dick weed ass now huh, Jack White?*

*Fun story: Met Jack White at his concert after he was attempting a stealth toilet exit. Word to the wise, Jacko, don't bring a cane and top hat to the loo. It's not the most inconspicuous get up, play boy. I was 14 and super attractive (not so attractive). If you ever get to hang out, like I did, with the big JW give him a shout out for me. He'll remember.

xx L.